Is an excessive and frequent illness of people with no love life. It is characterized by abundance of crushes, stalking habits, non-stop blabbering about crushes, stolen camera pictures and friendster views.
The "Crush" (also known as the "prospect") is the main cause of this illness usually identified as handsome/pretty, great smile, nice eyes, sexy, smells nice, gentleman, funny, sweet, nice, intelligent and the likes.
Chronic crushorrhea symptoms are: keeping of pictures of prospect inside cabinets/walls/on top of study tables, cellphone/computer desktop picture of crushes, looking for prospect and hiding whenever the said prospect is around, writing prospect's last name with own name, writing prospects name in any paper that one gets his hands on, dreams being with prospect.
Chronic crushorrhea, if not immediately given attention may lead to a delusionary state otherwise known as Feelingtitis (fē'lĭng-tī'tĭs) which is an inflammation of the feelings of the patient. It is characterized by imagining prospect as one's actual girlfriend/boyfriend, referring to prospect as one's "baby"/"honey" and the likes, claiming to have 3 children with the said prospect, claiming to have dated the other night, claiming prospect had said "i love you", and gastroenteritis.
Treatment for crushorrhea involves Therapy with a specialized psychiatrist also known as "best friend". Take note that therapy with the best friend is temporary.
Drug of choice for chronic curshorrhea would be boyfriendamine (brand names: perfect-BF, mahalkosiyaphenol, babykozamine) and should be taken 3 times a day with 3 tablespoons of sugar dissolved in one palanggana of water. Although boyfriendamine is very effective, scarcity of the drug poses as a problem.
Alternative drug would be chocolate (Hershey's Kisses, Crunch, Choco mucho, etc) which contains phenylalanine which acts as a sedative. It is known to give a delusionary state similar to taking boyfriendamine. There are also food containing high amounts of chocolate including oreo, champorado, fondue, etc.
Ikaw, may crushorrhea ka ba?
Made this all by myself :)
Drug of choice for chronic curshorrhea would be boyfriendamine (brand names: perfect-BF, mahalkosiyaphenol, babykozamine) and should be taken 3 times a day with 3 tablespoons of sugar dissolved in one palanggana of water. Although boyfriendamine is very effective, scarcity of the drug poses as a problem.Alternative drug would be chocolate (Hershey's Kisses, Crunch, Choco mucho, etc) which contains phenylalanine which acts as a sedative. It is known to give a delusionary state similar to taking boyfriendamine. There are also food containing high amounts of chocolate including oreo, champorado, fondue, etc.Ikaw, may crushorrhea ka ba?Made this all by myself :)
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